Iron Pants is a term used by young males to describe young females who are determined to remain virgins despite attempts to deflower them. During the middle ages when noblemen left for the Crusades, they insured the faithfulness of their wives and mistresses by securing their "private parts" in a small suit of armor wore around the waist called a chastity belt. The following are actual photographs of two chastity belts on display in a museum at Cluny, France in the early 1900s. Today, young ladies use a birth control device far more effective. They cross their legs, fold their arms across their chest while repeating the word "NO" in a loud, emphatic voice.
 "Right 32, left 12, right 17 - that's not it, either.
Left 17, right 12, left 32 - nope! OK, let's try . . . ."
|
 "If you hadn't been in such a damn rush, I could
have told you I was wearing a chastity belt."
|
 "I just wish you wouldn't refer to this as locking
the barn door. . . ."
|
 "After his two-year Crusade, he'd forgotten I was
still wearing my chastity belt"
|
This way to the Nude Ranch